How about a little funny...

[Sunny]

Since we occasionally disguss "passing gas", I thought this story would be a good one...
One day a Dr. had to be the bearer of bad news, she had told a wife that her husband had died of a myocardial infarct. Not more than 5 minutes later she heard her reporting to her family that her husband had died of a
"Massive Internal Fart !!!"

Laughter is the best medicine.

[Gramma Jackie]

gets it all out in the open. I don't know how that affects the environment though.